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Well, for one, he ruined his first date with pink, never pays his share of the rent, he might have killed pink, always driving him crazy, busted his air-bag, ate only thing in the fridge that blue would eat, made him go on a horrible adventure just to get reds porn, watched him take a shit, is always f***ing a$$hole, left him to die in space, is always causing him emotional and physical pain, tortured him as a kid, and ruined camp for him, brought him to a zombie infested mall that almost got them both killed, threw up on him, took his girly drink, had sex with stacy on his bed, took a shit on his bed, did horrible things with his food, shot him in the back four times with arrows, and ruined blues chance to get busy with pink.

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